It is pouring rain right now and it is dark out so what does the Cabin Bitch/Goddess do? She grabs her towel, scrubby, lavender biodegradable bath gel and eucalyptus shampoo. Again biodegradable and stands just under the edge of the roof so the already powerful downpour has better water pressure then most showers. Is she crazy? Perhaps, she is talking in third person after all.