Ice Cream. Have you heard the slogan for it? I scream, you scream, we all scream? Has no one ever wondered if maybe there’s something a little ominous about that?
Filet Mignon. I like to order it rare and bloody. When I eat it, it looks like I just slaughtered something in my plate.
Truffles. Chocolate, I can feel the endorphins racing through my body already. These make the die for list since I think I could kill for them.
Sicilian Pie. Makes me feel like I’m part of the family (wink, wink).
Cheesecake. My arteries are squeezing shut as I eat this fatty deliciousness.
Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips. Its flavor is salt! That’s some serious balls for a snack to call it’s flavor salt and it’s also probably not very good for your health.
Cookie Dough. The inclusion of uncooked eggs makes this treat a delicious danger. I can feel the salmonella poisoning already.
Penne Vodka. This is a favorite dish and I figured earned an honorable spot for the inclusion of alcohol.
Caesar Salad. I love a crunchy piece of romaine with a perfect Caesar dressing. The name is what gives this dish its spot. The dude was stabbed by all of his senators, so I say it qualifies as deadly.
Lasagna. If you don’t think it’s dangerous, you should see what it did to Garfield.