…boulders (from over-the-shoulder boulder holder for bra)…
Kricket – Tatas
…pillows… I think I’ve done my part.
You would have loved the conversation I had a long time ago about milk bags
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Jason M. – Chesticles..
Family guy nice melons
Jessica – Tits and boobies. I like this game
Bosom (old-fashioned, but there you go). Also, I am fond of ‘tatanics’ LOL
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Jessica – Hooters.
Sharon – Titties, bazooka’s
Jason – Bazooms
Jamie Keller –
138 Slang Words For Breasts
Chris – u-boats
Jamie Keller 6) Hooters
8) Golden Bozos
11) Yumyum Bags
12) Grab Bags
13) Fun Mountain
(some crazy fun author) Utters, lol.
Mike Melville – The ladys or the girls
Chris – have a talent for alliteration on this. For instance, to describe large bosoms: unequalled u-boats of underwire usurpation.
Chris – Male mesmerizing mountainous mammaries.
CL – No one mentioned “melons” yet? Really?
Chris – Tastefully tantalizing tatas.
Crystal – Tiggle bitties!
Vic – the most offensive thing you can ever call boobs are mosquito bites. No one wants mosquito bites
M. – Personally, I always thought that stupid nicknames were just that… stupid. They’re my breasts. Occasionally I’ll use boobs. I think words like ta-tas are vulgar substitutions (and the “save the ta-tas” campaign just trivializes what it’s supposed to be helping) and don’t use them.
M. – With that said:
1. Abbott and Costello
3. B1 and B2
5. baby feeders
14. Ben and Jerry
15. Bert and Ernie
20. Bob and Ray
22. Bonnie and Clyde
30. Brad Pitts
40. dairy pillows
41. Danny DeVitos
42. David and Goliath
43. devil’s dumplings
48. Eartha Kitts
51. Fred and Ethel
54. George and Gracie
56. God’s milk bottles
63. high beams
64. Holmes and Watson
66. hood ornaments
70. Isaac Newtons
72. John and Paul
78. Lilo and Stitch
82. mau maus
84. Mickey and Minnie
85. Mike and Ike
86. milk bombs
87. milk jugs
88. milk wagons
103. Pia Zadoras
108. rib bumpers
114. snow tires
116. speed bumps
121. Thelma and Louise
126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum
133. windshield wipers
Mandi M. Lynch (some of those are so weird, I don’t think I would even know what they meant if somebody talked about them.)
Nancy – “the girls”
Kriss Morton M. good UN’ despite your feelings, that was epic. Everyone else awesome.
David Lay GAZONKAS
Jed – M. wins the boobie prize. Forgot udders though.
Terry – they are actually balls and they are so big you have to wear them on your chest to prevent chaffing!
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Bristols, not bristols. From Bristol City (football club), Cockney rhyming slang with titties
V - I was always called carpenter’s dream.
Maguffies (an omage to M*A*S*H).
V. – The devil’s playthings
S – Ugh…the twin towers is what mine used to be called in school. I hated it!
Hm. Not sure. Slippery when wet…
Kriss Morton NOW, I am going to be POSTING all of these, should I ommit names?
Kriss Morton S. that is wrong! LOL
Kriss Morton and I am laughing my ass off because that was the point because this is going to make a killer blog post.
J.P. ((image says it all))
J.R. – ^ This guy wins.
Kriss Morton hands down
S.P. Amen! Or, as I like to say: “Carpe mammarium.” Seize the breast.
J.R. – One should note that carpe mammarium should not occur without consent!
Now, why was this even happening? Well for one, my Facebook profile tends to attract all sorts of fun, apparently I have “fans” at least this is what I was told. Two, I was in a pissed off mood and threatening someone with my fantasy of seeing them in a physical representation of their ME ME ME ball. It was a human sized Hamster Ball, and was filled with them, all their blood and piss and shit because they saw the reality of the real world around them that existed outside of their ME ME ME Bubble. So posted the question and challenge to find me 25 different names.. wait CORRECTION 24 creative names, I left them as you can see iwth FUNBAGS. Then I went to bed and I left it up, and after sleeping for 12 hours this is what happened!
Oh wait, and THREE? Well this is the best one! Do you think that women (and that is plain from what is read above) that women have no problem naming the girls! So, what say you? Am I crude? Crass? Someone who is allowing the objectifying of women? BAH I have a pair, and men do find them fascinating. As J.P. posted with his image, “They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!” Well women’s too. As M. put it, they are her breasts, she finds it stupid to name them, but heck, it was fun, let’s leave it at that. And even if it is the middle of the afternoon, I think I am going ot make another coffee… with my bodacious ta-tas bouncing with glee!