It Puts the Butter on the Skin … have a Meaty Christmas (Duct Tape Turkey recipe)
…or else it gets the baster again
Meat Suit Teddy
(oiginally found at Chicken Skin Teddy by Victor Ivanov)
I will make this, I will have a MEAT SUIT TEDDY DAMN IT!
Chicken Skin Teddy | Victor Ivanov.
Duct Tape Turkey with a Bacon Meat Suit
OH hell I guess I should post a recipe so I am not accused of being all bah humbugish! This was the turkey someone who had no idea how to cook a turkey made for her family when she was called into work on Thanksgiving and wanted her turkey done. She had asked the question if she just turned the oven up really high would it cook quicker. I went OH GOD NO NO NO NO this was at 2AM and she had to be at work in 4 hours. As you can see she totally succeeded. Yep… 1-800-butterball has NOTHING on me! I wish I could find the original conversation, heck I wish I had thought to save it. I talked her through it and she was able to sleep. Apparently she did not post a note, but the boys more than likely did not move their carcasses off the couch while she was gone!
So full of myself right now! Butterball 800# has nothing on me. MUWHAHAHA Kelly Ston Gamble |my narcasstic zen cooking ass is SO doing a full of myself dance ROFLMAO