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Tips on planning a wedding during a Zombie Apocalypse

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As much as I love the whole idea of the Zombie Apocalypse, I am not sure how I would handle it if my wedding was invaded by zombies and my grandfather decided feasting was not going to wait till the reception, and it would not involve cocktail weenies… nor cooking! 

The Undying Love

the undying loveFor Diane and Jackson, life is just about perfect. They’re healthy, happy, and madly in love with one another. Unknown to them, a virus is sweeping across the globe that instantly kills the infected and turns their corpses into mindless, murdering cannibals. In short: zombies have taken over the planet.

Diane and Jackson find out about the epidemic the hard way when their wedding is crashed by friends and family who have succumbed to the virus. Now, fighting for survival, they’re faced with unthinkable decisions.

Follow their story across Southeast Texas as they meet unforgettable characters and face challenges that will put their love, and lives to the ultimate test.

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Top 10 Changes Diane and Jackson Would Have Made to Their Wedding Had They Known About the Impending Zombie Apocalypse

 10 In addition to turntables, the DJ would have been equipped with a flamethrower.
9 The bride and groom’s first dance would have been to ‘Zombie’ by The Cranberries.
 8 Their cake would have been plain ol’ vanilla, instead of Death by Chocolate.
 7 Diane would have had a revolver tucked in her garter belt.
 6 Instead of flowers, the bridesmaids would have been given chainsaws to hold.
 5 The table centerpieces would have been arrangements of Molotov Cocktails.
 4 Instead of orange and violet, the wedding’s colors would have been blood-splatter red.
 3 The photographer would have carried a crossbow along with his camera.
 2 Diane and Jackson would have verified if $50 per head included decapitated zombie heads

And the number one change that Diane and Jackson would have made to their wedding had they known about the impending zombie apocalypse is

1 Their honeymoon would have taken place in a fallout shelter.

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What would be your tip for planning a wedding during a zombie apocalypse?

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Greg McCabe is a proud Texan. He was born and raised in Midland, Texas, received a degree in Speech Communication from Texas A&M University, and currently resides in the Lone Star State. He enjoys spending time with his wife, Mandy, his daughter, Annabelle, and his dog, Walter, as well as traveling, sports, movies, reading, and writing. He enjoys all genres of fiction, but seems to gravitate towards horror and science fiction. The Undying Love is Greg’s first book.

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3 Comments

  1. HA! Brilliant!

  2. Loved the list.

  3. I really like zombie apocalypse and the idea of zombie wedding is awesome, however I would never liked if my wedding was invaded by zombies =))

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