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Best Christmas Present so Far – North Pole High – Rebel without a Claus (Review)

Has the makings of a Christmas Classic for years go come..

North Pole High Tour by Bewitching

(Sauntering in sucking on a candy cane) Hey! You guys are naughty! Don’t make me tell the big man on you! This is a genuine, North Pole Candy Cane, straight from Kris Kringle’s hand himself. Yes you heard me, North Pole.. as in Alaska. this book is a heck of a lot more than just a fun, festive and fabulous frolic down Rudy Tutti’s “lane” (snickering) The author, Miss Candace Jane Kringle, a junior at her North Pole High wrote her “memoir” of the year she was faced with having to save Christmas, dealing with normal teenage angst, cliques, boyfriends and the biggest, baddest man who is the only one in the history of the world who you can sit your kid in his lap with no worries of any bad kind of touching, even if your kid pees on him. He is to hopped up on Jellybeans, after all.

But let’s get back to our review. The book is pretty much your basic story of new boy comes to school, he is supposedly a bad boy, hence Rebel without a Claus…Drag races, fire car crash, should I give it up for the boy, over-bearing father, understanding mother, Knock-Turn Alley errrr.. wait.. ummm the bad side of town, reefer, even a bit of beer.. and of course true love that saves the day, or in this case one very special night.. it is all here a nightmare of teenage angst, nothing new about the tale right?.

A challenge to say the very least, and a challenge met by Miss Candace surpassing my expectations and even making me think a bit at times. It is totally clean, nothing like the above. Even the sexual innuendos are clean, heck the dirtiest thing in this ends up being edible! YES EDIBLE! (you really have to read it to see) The Christmas Miracle? Bigger really is not better, but when it grows? Boy does it grow!

Christmas Garland

Candace, Candace, Candace. When I saw this tour come across in my inbox, I admit I groaned more than a little, but I had to open it up and find out. When I signed up for the tour with a review, I thought I am only doing this because I had a child go to NPHS, was a SPED driver for the school, and have had numerous dealings with the families and teams, including being one of the “backyards ditch sectors for when hiding from certain… Grinches with a Badge (aka North Pole PD). Yes, I harbored more than one errant child on their dad’s snow-machines, NPPD is full of jerks, I know what Candace felt like when she realized Daddy may catch on to the gangs race through town on their Snow Pods (not approved for official distribution for Christmas, so put a lolly pop in it).

Kris Kringle – North Pole, AK (he’s in the white pages)

I know I know, I am having way to much fun with this, but I just cannot help it, I am caught up in the magic of the book! We have a penguin that cooks Gingerbread cookies where the boy crumbles and the girls are soft and full of sugar and spice (and Santa uses them to do the gingerbread-birds and the gingerbread-bees after one huge “Santa Clause Interruptus”

Let’s look at some of the players in this delightful tale. Just see how clever Miss Candace is. The personalities match the names, this was no mistake


 

North Pole High Players

  • Candace Jane Kringle
  • – Sweet, shiny, with pure white and wearing those the rose color glasses just like her signature red stripes. She knows how to give the shine on to her father but fails many times to see beyond her expected behavior.
  • Rudy Tutti doesn’t fit any Christmas stocking, but he is like that unexpected toy, such as a new coffee maker (hint-nudge-hint Man-Beast) Totally unexpected and ending up to be the best Christmas present ever.
  • Snowflake – light airy, unique but always fluttering about. Consent, and Candace’s best friend
  • Tinsel – annoying and clingy, oh just like real tinsel huh? He looks pretty on the outside but frankly he is pretty much the same each time you forgive him (just like it is every year when you give it one more try) Candace gives him one more try and his shine just doesn’t do it for her.
  • Vixen – ummm let’s just say her Christmas Tree skirt is one of those cheesy ones fake felt ones from Wal-Mart that never quite fits? She’s always in the market for ‘toe and knows how to … handle those big, round… buttons on your red suit. (again with the naughty thoughts)
  • Sugarplum – OK she is a fairy, she is always a support staff and never the star. Just like when I was six in the Nutcracker, and eight, and nine… one day.. one day I will be *blink oh sorry about that, anyway you see where this is going?

So what can I say that I haven’t? Mind you, starting this is a little like the beginning of Christmas season when there is candy in every bowl, and cookies overflowing from the oven, it is a bit to much to take, but once you gird up and keep on keeping the music is never enough, the candy bowl is always needing to be filled and you need just one more batch of cookies. I am totally swept up into the magic of the story. I congratulate this author for really striking out and taking on story so many have and not only succeed in making it completely safe for kids of all ages, but making it a blast for any of us kids closer to 92 enjoy it just as much. Thank you for filling my stocking this year with an unexpected treat Miss Kringle. This former North Pole town dweller knows what she is getting all her friends here in Fairbanks and North Pole for Christmas, so if Daddy gets a few angry calls from your friends parents for some of those adventures you reveal in the pages of your memoir? Umm, Sorry!? OH how would I rate this book?

4.5 Canes

candy cane rating 4.5

Only for a few things which will remain…. oh heck I could not help it I ate half a candy cane!

North Pole High: A Rebel Without a Claus

 

North Pole High School - Rebel without a Clause

MEET SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD CANDYCANE CLAUS. She’s the most popular girl at North Pole High. Her father is world-famous. And every day is Christmas. What more could any girl want?

BOYS! And the new boy, Rudy Tutti, is hot chocolate. But he hates anything to do with Christmas!

When Candy and Rudy are forced to work together on a school Christmas-tree project, her world is turned upside down: Her grades start to suffer, she loses her taste for ice cream, and now the two North-Star-cross’d teens must contend with her overprotective father — Santa Claus — before Christmas is ruined for EVERYONE!

  • Genre - YA teen romance/humor/fantasy
  • Publisher: elfpublished books
  • 302 pages
  • Cover Artist: Jessica Weil

 

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Christmas Garland

 

Candace Jane Kringle

Candy is a junior at North Pole High. She likes candy canes, unicorn races, and making snow angels. Her father is the most well-known and beloved toy-maker and distributor in the world. Her memoir, North Pole High: A Rebel Without a Claus, is her first book. After high school, she plans to enroll at North Pole University and write more books.

Just some of where you can find Candace around the web (and btw her Pinterest Board rocks!)

WEBSITE FACEBOOK PINTEREST TWITTER GOODREADS

 Christmas Garland

Some Great Photos of North Pole High Schoolers!

Gimme a N…Our Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders of the NPHS Patriots!

Cheerleaders of the NPHS Patriots!

Our Girl Hoops
Frozen Girly Hoopsters NPHS

Frozen Girly Hoopsters NPHS

Our Famous Peeps

And you think we only could offer Palin, We gave you Colledge! COME ON let me see your Cheeseheads go AHH HUHH OHH RAA!

Colledge was the highest NFL Draft selection from the 49th State, as he was taken by the Packers in the second round and at 47th overall in 2006 and Graduate from Class of 2000! (It’s more than just sleigh-races up here folks!)

North Pole High Class of 2000 Hero Daryn College

8 Comments

  1. fun fun fun! i love this book and i wouldn’t be surprised if decades from now, this book will be labeled as a Christmas classic! :)

    • Totally agree… totally agree! Thanks AO!

  2. Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s another North Pole High? Guess we’ll just have to come to Alaska and have our Narwhals battle it out with your Patriots to see which is the real NPH. LOL.

    Thanks sooo much for the fabulous write-up. You really made my day. And I love those pictures of your NPH’s students. Awesome! :)

    • LOL You are welcome Miss Candy! It truly has the makings of a Christmas Classic, ohhh wait I should add that *running back to post*

  3. haha this looks like so much fun! I bought it on amazon because of your review so thank you very much lol

    • That is the best comment to get! You will not regret it! At first I was like .. .COME ON and by the end, oh my fiance just told me to stop saying he is Hot-Chocolate *snickering*

  4. Sounds like a really sweet book. I may have to grab it for our family reading.
    planterofhope at aol dot com

  5. That was an awesome post. Happy Holidays.

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