Kriss will return after these commercial messages
<sigh> “man-beast” here, ugh I hate that nick-name, but then I hate all nick-names.
Anyway, this is merely a short missive to all of you who may wander here to inform all of you that Kriss will be taking a small break from “them internets” (as my family would say in rural Arkansas), I know she’s posted the same idea in a “I’m taking a vacation” fashion earlier today, but she’s now taking a small medical break. As in sickness and plague-bound break. She’s not dying, calm down. But with rapid fire fever development Dr.Geoff has restricted her to bed rest, a restriction I fully intend to enforce. Now I know that I lend her to all of you with greater frequency than I actually get her (her gaming skills have sorely declined in her absence from our usual rigamarole), but I must insist that I take back my toy until I can repair it with glue and duct tape. Once fixed you can all come back and play and have jolly times, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment, until then however I must ask you to save requests of business or aid until she is better, if you have humorous anecdotes and she sneaks her way online with her phone I ask that you not be an enabler and sternly tell her to watch TV until she sleeps in the arms of Morpheus so she can be better in a day or two. Those of you who cannot wait to have some task handled and wish to pursue her assistance despite her infirmed condition are encouraged to contact me instead so that you may learn first-hand that I am only “fuzzy” and “cuddly” for her, not you, you insensitive [editor’s note: By blog author’s instructions we were asked not to allow the majority of the following sentence to be shown as it contained aggressively violent and explicit literary imagery of a dehumanizing nature, as well as a learned and remarkably creative reinterpretation of the uses of shop tools as regards human physiology, sentence will resume after truncation of primary questionable content] until the badgers are full and the generator dies. Otherwise, have a good day and we’ll have Kriss back in a couple of days!
(P.S. for you smart-asses who have to have the joke explained to you, yes…yes I know I did not provide a way to contact me. Ruminate upon this truth now.)